My Monologue

MAULED" by D. M. Larson
MOE That's it. I quit. I'm tired of all you  crazy people chasing  me... I can't step outside without being mauled. I used to like taking long walks in the park... I haven't seen a park in years. I just want to go to a park and feed some ducks... and watch them maul each other over bread. What are you all mauling me? I don't get it. Why can't you all leave me alone! So I quit. I don't want to be your star anymore. I just want to be able to get a cup of coffee, take a long walk and maybe... see a movie. Not the one I starred in though. I just want to be left alone! Get it! Stop! I am not doing this anymore. I'm done. Stanford Out✌🏽